[Chorus]
I've been drinking milk and eating crayons, man I feel just like toddler (21, 21, 21)
I've been really thirsty, ain't no water, so I think I'm gonna milk a cow
(Gonna milk a cow)
Yo' gun go bloop bloop, mine go pow pow and I shoot you gon' say "Ow, ow!" (POW, POW, SKRRRA)
If 2Pac is the goat I am the lion which means I'm the greatest animal

[Verse]
It's warm outside, but I'm really feeling cold (Cold, cold)
I keep my armpits shaved, just like my balls (My balls)
When I see your mom, I be like "Hello!"
When I see your dad, I be like "HELL NO!"
Forget makin' it rain, I'm makin' snow (21, 21, 21)
Every time I piss, I make-a rain, boy! (Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy)
Harder like a Pop Tart, I be on the top charts
But I ain't no popstar, I'm feelin' like a rockstar

[Chorus]
I've been constipated everyday, man I feel like just poop my pants (HAHAHAHAHAHA, splish splash!)
*Inaudible* I went to this spark cause I REALLY, REALLY POOP MY PANTS (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
My *Inaudible* gets greener when I move a *Inaudible* whenever I dance
Sometimes when there is no paper in the toilet I literately just use my arm
I'm leaking, I'm leaking
I'm leaking, AAATATATATATATAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm peeing, I'm peeing, I'm peeing (What? What? What?)
I'm peeing, I'm peeing, EEEE I'M PEEING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Outro]
Man, forget a knife. Under pants is a diaper, HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!