[Verse 1]
I posted a video last night
And then I went to bed, woke up with a hundred thousand views
(I’m big in Scandinavia)
In a land that is really far
It turns out I’m a video star
In a world that I just do not know

[Chorus]
Scandinavia, they love me the most
Hey always leave a comment on the things that I post
Oh, Scandinavia
I love your permanent fog
And I love the way your continent is shaped like a dog
Oh, Scandinavia
Please let me be your lover
I like how all your flags look like copies of each other
Scandinavia
This love feels wrong but I need your validation so I wrote you a song
(yo, yo, yo, yo)

[Verse 2]
Norway, Denmark, Swedеn, you’re the very bеst
I love the way you’re moving in that European mini dress
Finland, Iceland, I know that you are Nordic
But the way you got me reading’s got me feeling so historic
I’m about to take a trip to the Faroe Islands
Cause when I’m without you girl, baby girl, I’m dying
And it really feels like my heart’s been stolen
By a cute little country by the name of Åland

[Bridge]
I’m big in Scandinavia
(oh, oh)
But back home I’m nothing but a joke
I love you, Scandinavia
With you I’ll never feel alone

[Chorus]
Scandinavia
They love me the most
They always leave a comment on the things that I post
Oh, Scandinavia
I love your permanent fog
And I love the way your continent is shaped like a dog
Oh, Scandinavia
Please let me be your lover
I like how all your flags look like copies of each other
Scandinavia
This love feels wrong
But I need your validation so I write you a song

[Bridge]
I’m big in Scandinavia
(ooh, Scandinavia)
But back home I’m nothing but a joke
(back home I’m nothing but a joke)
I love you Scandinavia
(Oh, Scandinavia)
With you I’ll never feel alone
I feel so alone
I feel so alone
I feel so alone
I feel so alone