I'm a senator who's seventy-five
I don't know what's keeping me alive
And I make stupid laws that affect the youth
By spinning little lies until they sound like the truth

And I earn so much money investing in stocks
While children go to school just to face down a Glock
And I make easy millions through insider trades
And I'll make another million through the tax I evade

I don't wanna hear about minimum wage
Abortion, the climate, or how it will change
I don't really understand critical race
I'm making six figures to lie to your face
I don't know how the Internеt works
I rolled up to Congress inside of a hеarse
I might need a nap at the end of this verse
I might need a nap at the end of this (snores)

I'm ruining the world for all of you
One law at a time
I'm ruining the world for all of you
One law at a time

I don't wanna hear about minimum wage
Abortion, the climate, or how it will change
I don't really understand critical race
I'm making six figures to lie to your face
I don't know how the Internet works
I rolled up to Congress inside of a hearse
And by the time you know something is wrong
It won't really matter, ‘cause I will be gone

Cross my heart, I'm never dying
I hope you like the sound of lying
Cuz I'll keep living, and I'll keep writing
I'll make your laws while the planet’s frying

Cross my heart, I'm never dying
I hope you like the sound of lying
Cuz I'll keep living, and I'll keep writing
I'll make your laws while the planet’s frying