[Verse 1: Gideon & Zedaph]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
You're not allowed to do that!
Set off my own alarm the mobs disarmed me without any warning
So I grabbed a potion just to focus
Could I make a machine explosive
Maybe a way to let bees stop and smell the roses
No time to breathe though the world is open
Gotta have a plan to set it in motion
What’s a rule that can’t go unbroken?

[Chorus: Gideon]
When pigs fly I’ll design a new invention
Gotta try to add to the Cave of Contraptions
It’s all in good fun ya I don’t need drama this season
Every creation, not about efficiency
Don’t you see it’s

[Verse 2: Gideon]
I’ve got all I need in this home
I tell my monster bon appetite
And I fly through my sky-high fly-by don’t-die door
A bulky Bubbler and Enchant-O-matic
But I’ll work on something else in the meanwhile
Ya, I’ll draw another schematic!

[Chorus: Gideon]
When pigs fly I’ll design a new invention
Gotta try to add to the Cave of Contraptions
It’s all in good fun ya I don’t need drama this season
Every creation, not about efficiency
Don’t you see it’s

[Gideon & Zedaph]
If it’s when pigs fly I’ll make them
I’ve got all the supplies and potions
Just don’t look down!
Well there it is, there it is!
*Laughter* The pig! Oh no
[?: Gideon & Zedaph]
If it’s when pigs fly!
When pigs fly!
Gotta design a new invention
To put in the Cave of Contraptions!
Gotta design a new invention
To put in the Cave of Contraptions!
I think I've made a mistake
No *laughter*
Science!