[Intro: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, & Plankton]
(Snoring)
Yaa
Okay, me boy, remember, take care of the Krusty Krab, while I'm on vacation
Yes sir, Mr. Krabs
And what is the number one rule, Spongebob?
Don't let Plankton get his hands on the formula
Atta boy
Spongebob, I'm leaving
But Squidward, what about the Krusty Krab?
Whatever
Now that Krabs is gone, I can finally use my hypnosis gun on SpongeBob, and make him give me the formula
*Evil laugh*

[Refrain: Plankton and SpongeBob]
SpongeBob, we need to talk
Stop what you're doing and let's take a walk
Look right here, in the machine
I need what you've seen in between your thoughts
Let's go, think about the formula
I need thе formula, that's what I need
Okay Plankton, I'm ready
Let's go, proceed

[Chorus: SpongeBob and Plankton, and Patrick]
Lettucе, pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese is the finale (Right)
Now I'm going to show you, how to make the patty (OK)
First you add flour (Flour), then a pinch of chum (CHUM!?)
Hey SpongeBob, we are going jellyfishing, want to come?
Yaa
[Verse 1: SpongeBob, Plankton]
When I jellyfish, I be swinging like I'm Spiderman
Make their belly squish, then release them like a sleight of hand (Spongebob)
You've got to admit he's spraying flames like the fireman (Spongebob)
When I'm jellyfishing in the hills of the fields, I be catching them all like it's Pokéman
Spongebob, that's enough!
Tell me how to make the patty, dude!
If you tell me now, and I mean right now
Then I swear you'll make me a happy dude!
Oh yeah, that's right
Sorry Plankton, I think I'm in a distracted mood
I really, really need this sponge
Speak, so I can show my gratitude

[Refrain: Plankton and SpongeBob]
SpongeBob, we need to talk
Stop what you're doing and let's take a walk
Look right here, in the machine
I need what you've seen in between your thoughts
Let's go, think about the formula
I need the formula, that's what I need
Okay Plankton, I'm ready
Let's go! Proceed
Yaa

[Chorus: SpongeBob and Plankton, and Sandy]
Lettuce, pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese is the finale (Right)
Now I'm going to show you, how-how-how to make the patty (OK)
First you add flour (Flour), then a pinch of chum (CHUM!?)
SpongeBob it's karate lesson time, bring your bum (Okay)
[Verse 2: SpongeBob, Plankton]
Yaa, I'm so strong, I look like a body shop
Square head, legs long, I look like a lollipop
And, and I got karate skills, just watch me karate chop
Hiya! Okay, maybe I should stop
I-I swear, I'm about to go berserk, if this goes any further (Further)
SpongeBob, get back to work, show me how to make the burger! (Burger)
Oh, yeah, that's right, Plankton
You are such a good observer
That, that's beside the point
Speak, and you better not murmur! (Murmur)

[Chorus: SpongeBob and Plankton, and Patrick]
Lettuce, pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese is the finale (Right)
Now I'm going to show you, how-how-how to make the patty (OK)
First you add flour (Flour), then a pinch of chum (CHUM!?)
Spongebob, you forgot to feed your snail, are you dumb?

[Outro: SpongeBob, Plankton]
Oops, sorry, Plankton, but I have to go home and feed my snail
You know what? I-I-I give up!
I'm going to bed, this isn't worth it