[Part I]
[Intro: YourBoySponge]
Yeah, this beat puts me in a sailing mood
Like I'm a sailor
Let me tell you guys a little bit of a day in the life of a sponge
[Chorus: YourBoySponge]
I got a lot on my mind
Got some things I need to say (SpongeBob)
Ladies be hitting my line
But I give them no kind of play (No kind of play)
I do not give them the time
Grinding to get this payp (Paper)
I'm so- same sponge different day
Same sponge different day
[Verse 1: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]
Yeah, he ready every time he step on the beat
Thought he was gonna be sweating
But then instead he told them you slept on me
All in your dreams like Freddy, when you hold your teddy
You boys Johnny Depp to me
Arms like old spaghetti but the flow like confetti
Big yellow like I'm Sesame Street
Sheesh, red like Tickle Me Elmo
And I stick to the green like I'm sprinkled in Velcro
If you play with me money, I'll give you the elbow
If you play with me money, I'll give you this shell bro
Oh well though, SpongeBob got the jail flow
And I don't mess around, just ask my snail bro
And it's so many stories I have to tell, though
All these women wanna holla, I tell them "Hell no"
Wow, SpongeBob, why you have to yell though?
'Cause you act like it's a problem for women to smell though
Just relax, breathe in, and then exhale, bro
But if you wanna send me money, just hit my Zelle bro
Mr. Krabs, please chill, go get a hotel, yo
'Cause you quiero this place like Taco Bell bro
'Cause I always treat women like Holy Grails so
When it comes to this topic, I gots to bail folk, boom
[Chorus: YourBoySponge]
I got a lot on my mind
Got some things I need to say (SpongeBob)
Ladies be hitting my line
But I give them no kind of play (No kind of play)
I do not give them the time
Grinding to get this payp (Paper)
I'm so- same sponge different day
Same sponge different day
[Interlude: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]
(Same sponge different day, same sponge different day)
So, SpongeBob, you're not feeling any of these women in your phone?
No, Mr. Krabs, not really feeling any of them
Well, let me give you some advice
[Verse 2: Mr. Krabs, YourBoySponge]
From my calculations and these demonstrations
These ladies want communications and stimulations
They just wanna play tricks, take your stuff and make bricks
She not seeing green, Krabs, we're not in the Matrix
Don't give them attention, treat them just like henchmen
I'm not gonna find her Divine Intervention
'Cause I got a spine like a guy in the trenches
I'm not gonna buy any lie from the wenches
Ooh, I'm ready
I don't care for the risk
My stare is compared to the flares on my wrist
I'm rare like a mayor that don't swear with a fist
I'm scared of a fish that would dare try to kiss
But I tear up some chips quite often
And you know the air from my lips excite caution
Man, I swear the snare in this beat is like coffins
And I'm in the lair with a sweet white dolphin
Ooh, I'm ready
[Chorus: YourBoySponge]
I got a lot on my mind
Got some things I need to say (SpongeBob)
Ladies be hitting my line
But I give them no kind of play (No kind of play)
I do not give them the time
Grinding to get this payp (Paper)
I'm so, same sponge different day
Same sponge different day
[Interlude: YourBoySponge]
Same sponge different day, same sponge different day (I'm ready)
Same sponge different day, same sponge different day
Same sponge different day, same sponge different day
Same sponge different day, same sponge different day
[Part II]
[Interlude: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]
Yay (Ooh, I'm ready)
Something about that violin, right?
Ooh (Ooh, I'm ready)
You know we gotta go in, Mr. Krabs
I'm right here with you, boy
(Ooh, I'm ready)
Same sponge, different day
Same sponge, different day
Same sponge, different day
[Chorus: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]
Named SpongeBob but I'm a star like Patrick
Might be a square, but I'm far from average
Any beat I touch is a certified classic
Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick
All about me money, I go so savage
I see it, I want it, I got to have it
Touch me first dollar and I saw madness
Money getting taller and me pockets got fatness
[Verse 1: SpongeBob]
Took her to prom and I got Pearl chasing me
But I'm all set, these girls just ain't for me
Long, tan, and handsome, want to be dating me
But I'm a fry cook, they're all the same to me
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, what's good?
You a Krabby Patty, you can get flipped and cooked
With all this smoke, I am only square by looks
Mr. Krabs warned you, you know I got hooks
I am not the one, I won't be your husband
I am not interested in any of the cuffin'
Want me bad, but to me it's nothing
I'll have to go ghost like the Flying Dutchman
Let's get this money, Mr. Krabs, I got dope skills
I'm so sick that I had to take four pills
Yeah, SpongeBob sick, SpongeBob so ill
You can't see me like the invisible boat mobile
[Chorus: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs]
Named SpongeBob but I'm a star like Patrick
Might be a square, but I'm far from average
Any beat I touch is a certified classic
Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick
All about me money, I go so savage
I see it, I want it, I got to have it
Touch me first dollar and I saw madness
Money getting taller and me pockets got fatness
[Verse 2: Mr. Krabs]
Me boy, get back to work, there's money to make
It's like Pearl's sixteenth how I'm blowin' this cake
I love the smell of money, it keeps me awake
SpongeBob and Squidward better not be late
They want the formula, they want the recipe
I'm stacking cheese and lettuce and sesame
That Chum Bucket's a place I'll never be
Tell that boy Plankton I want everything
Meet me at the Krusty Krab, It's lit
So much money in my pocket, it won't fit
I got drive like I'm Mrs. Puff
Always wanting more, it's never enough
Pockets like Larry, always on buff
No anchor arms 'cause I gotta stay tough
All for myself, I'm never sharing
Your money moving slower than Gary
[Chorus: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs]
Named SpongeBob but I'm a star like Patrick
Might be a square, but I'm far from average
Any beat I touch is a certified classic
Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick
All about me money, I go so savage
I see it, I want it, I got to have it
Touch me first dollar and I saw madness
Money getting taller and me pockets got fatness
[Bridge: SpongeBob]
You guys ready for this mixtape?
Same sponge, different day
Same sponge, different day (Doesn't seem like you are)
Same sponge, different day
[Chorus: SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs]
Named SpongeBob but I'm a star like Patrick
Might be a square, but I'm far from average
Any beat I touch is a certified classic
Yeah, I'ma go and pass this beat to Mr. Krabs quick
All about me money, I go so savage
I see it, I want it, I got to have it
Touch me first dollar and I saw madness
Money getting taller and me pockets got fatness
[Outro: SpongeBob]
Named SpongeBob but I'm a star like Patrick (Like Patrick, like Patrick)
