[Intro: AyYoPatrick & YourBoySponge]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick (AyYoPatrick)
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick
I'm not a Krusty Krab
Don't pick up the phone
Nobody is home

[Verse 1: AyYoPatrick]
My name is Patrick, P-A-T
Key to the city, I'm real busy
R-I-C, spicy like chili
K stands for king, and my queen is Mindy
My head is a cone (Yuh, yuh)
My crib is a dome (Yuh, yuh)
S-T-A, got a lot on my plate (Full)
I'm feeling overweight, call Sandy to get me in shape (Shape)
But SpongeBob's granny is baking a cake (Cake)
Can't let it go to waste, gotta give it a taste (Taste)
The R stands for rank, I'm top of the food chain
In the game, I repeat, what's my name? (What is it?)

[Chorus: AyYoPatrick, YourBoySponge, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks]
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
Go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick
Go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick (My brain hurts from thinking too much, I think I'ma take me a nap)


[Verse 2: AyYoPatrick]
Sike, it's a trap
Hit you with a rap that will put me on the map and make you run some laps
All 'cause you called cap so I had to hit back with an attack, that'll put you back on track
I'm spitting these facts like it's a class, more expensive than the gas
I'm chasing this cash like a mouse and a cat
As I'm waiting for my plaque, 'cause they thought it was wack
'Til I pull up on their grass looking scary like Shaq in a Jason hockey mask while I'm holding up an axe
And I came to impact this track with a Thanos snap

[Bridge: AyYoPatrick]
I was just wondering, is this the Krusty Krab? (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, woo)
This is Patrick
I was just wondering, is this the Krusty Krab? (Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, eee, yeah, oh, yeah, oh)
I am not a Krusty Krab


[Chorus: AyYoPatrick, YourBoySponge, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Sandy Cheeks]
I was just wondering, is this the Krusty Krab? (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, woo)
This is Patrick
I was just wondering, is this the Krusty Krab? (Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, eee, yeah, oh, yeah, oh)
I am not a Krusty Krab
Go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick
Go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick, go Patrick
[Verse 3: AyYoPatrick]
Jellyfishing all day (Hours, boy)
I'm the hunter, you the prey (Prey)
At first, they was like, "Who is he?" (Who is he?)
But now I got the crowd screaming "Hooray" like a parade
Burn it down, need an ashtray
Got some gas and a match, ignite a flame
'Cause I got your favorite rapper on his tippy toes like it's ballet
Can't complain that my brain is a little insane
I bet you main wants a mane who is really in his gains
I'm serving up the rock, I ain't talking 'bout Dwayne
And I need to maintain this reign that I'm pouring
'Cause the way that it's going, there will be no more remains
Let me explain that you got the brains of a lame
Who is always out his lane, always making up stories like he's Mark Twaine
On a plane, tryna catch a dame who is not entertained
It's a little bit strange that my last name has more fame than Biden
I'm king of the seas, you can call me Poseidon
'Cause I brighten the sights and I'm stronger than Mike Tyson with a titan (Go Patrick)
In the field catching jelly (Jelly)
Kicking this beat like Jet Li (Jet Li)
Two times two is three (It's three)
Pet babysit Gary in a tree
Unlock all the doors, I got major key
You can always catch me on a double-feature screen
I spend your whole check on a Walmart shopping spree
I don't know my ABCs, but I know I'm a G
And G's move in silence like-
[Outro: AyYoPatrick & YourBoySponge]
Had to send a message to everyone out there that Patrick got Bars 4 Days, boy
Don't play with me (AyYoPatrick)