[Intro]
Yeah
Had to blow me a bubble real quick, ease the stress
I'm ready

[Verse 1]
Got off work, went straight to the spot
Gucci knockoff shirt with a fake pair of Crocs
Man, I got my net and I got my socks
I'm ready, I'm set, SpongeBob unlocked
I'm square like box, I'm square like blocks
I'm here by the rocks with my gear and my props
I caught a nice haul, like fifty in the flock
I gotta catch 'em all, Ash, Misty, and Brock
Knock knock, who's there? I can't reveal
I'm catching sea hares and electric eels
I'm spinning so fast like electric drills
I'm a general hеre like I'm Fredrick Steelе
And I'm so uniform like symmetric fields
I'm effective so I have to flex my heels
What the tests reveal? I'm blessed
I wield my net, and I bet that I get surreal at night

[Chorus]
I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night
I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night
Swing my net and the jellyfish enter
I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor
I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter
Colder than December (I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night)
[Verse 2]
I was jellyfishing and a guy tried to rob me
He told me, "SpongeBob, give me all of your broccoli"
He probably was strong, he was oh so cocky
Little did he know it was about to get rocky
We're about to fight right now like hockey
Then I kicked him in his eyebrow, karate
Then he came closer and he wanted to clock me
But I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

[Bridge]
Body, body, body, body
Pulled a flamethrower out of my body
Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body, body, body, body
Yes, I pulled a flamethrower out of my body

[Verse 3]
"Guess what, clown? You just ruined my hobby"
Now it's going down real strong like Saki
"I'm about to turn you brown like Bobby"
"I'm about to cook you on the ground, teriyaki"
He got scared, started running real sloppy
But I didn't care, there was no way to stop me
Caught up to him fast like I was a Bugatti
He tripped and fell, dropped all of his belongings
Then he saw the flames and yelled for Mommy
This is not a game, it's too late, I'm sorry
Now you're about to be fried calamari
You should've been folded like origami
He did a fake cough, then I told him, "Hey boss"
"It's your time to melt like Salvador Dali"
"Those words are your last", then I pulled on the gas and a big blast came fast like Nagasaki
[Interlude]
I thought I told everybody, everybody
Jellyfishing is my zen
Now look at you, burnt to a crisp
To anybody else out there, don't mess with me while I'm jellyfishing
Especially at night

[Chorus]
I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night
I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night
Swing my net and the jellyfish enter
I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor
I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter
Colder than December (I'm jelly-jelly-jelly-jellyfishing at night)

[Outro]
Fire Underwater