[Intro: AyYoPatrick & YourBoySponge]
Now, you already know I can spit these bars
But let's see if I can give you something to vibe with
Hit it, SpongeBob (AyYoPatrick)
This the music you play on your way to the candy shop

[Chorus: AyYoPatrick]
Smooth like butter, but you knew that, call it, no cap
Sweet like candy, fine and dandy
You can see I'm classy, fancy
You might need a cavity if you want to be with me
Hmm, get it? 'Cause I'm sweet?

[Verse 1: AyYoPatrick]
Let's go to the candy shop, we popping off with lollipops and lemon drops
Jolly Ranchers, Ring Pops, Pop Rocks and Blow Pops
Just put it on my tab, I got it like that
Break it in half like it's a KitKat
Grab some M&Ms and some Airheads
Twizzlers, Twix, and some PEZ
Slide the Tootsie, I ain't talkin' 'bout the dance
Sweet and sour like some Sour Patch
Copped me some Snickers, it's a good catch
My favorite Skittle is green like The Hulk
I get this candy in bulk so I can eat it all day long (Ooh)
Eat it all day long (Yuh)
[Chorus: AyYoPatrick]
Smooth like butter, but you knew that, call it, no cap
Sweet like candy, fine and dandy
You can see I'm classy, fancy
You might need a cavity if you want to be with me
Hmm, get it?

[Bridge: Sandy Cheeks & The Narrator]
Candy, candy, we got candy
Candy, candy, we got candy
Candy, candy, we got candy
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a special guest...

[Verse 2: JuJu Cartoons, Sandy Cheeks, & AyYoPatrick]
I'm the- I'm the plug for the licorice, I get a sugar rush
Bustin' like Fruit Gushers, Reese's Peanut Butter
You can't get nothin', Buster
Patrick dropping hits, here comes another
Hit 'em wit' Madea, hallelujah, heller
Did I stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter?
Bulked up, Hulk Hogan wit' it, brother
Flustered you are, this has turned to a candy celebration
Use the fork with it, do you know I'm a titan?
Cyborg, I am, booyah
Tell him, "Get back, back, look, we at max"
I hit him in the kneecap like a speedbag
I spend a big stack on a big bag full of zig-zag
I don't wanna brag, but it's like that
Got jet lag, 'cause I'm fly like Jack-Jack, that's big facts
I'm talkin' candy apple, that's a Sweet Mac
I got it in my bio like a girl and her Cash App, ooh
Flipped back like a snapback
Like a mouse, where the cheese at?
The Suite Life, that's Big Zack
So fresh like a Tic Tac, make-believe, that's abstract
Sweets on me, got a big pack
In fact, let's switch up like we hit the lotto, got them big bucks
Everything is brand new, ain't got no rust
Buckle up, it's about to get rough all because-
My dentist won't be happy, I got a new cavity, all because of candy, sweet, sweet, sweet candy
We up all night 'cause we took them all at night
Now, I feel right, say, "Look, ma, I can fly"
"Mama, I can fly like a bird, I'm in the sky"
Candy's on my mind and I need it all the time
Parking ticket, I won't pay the fine
You got beef? Well, get in line
You want me to slide, but the only catching up I do is Heinz
Get it? 'Cause Heinz is ketchup?
Patrick don't mess up, Patrick is a bitter, Patrick is a winner
[Bridge: AyYoPatrick]
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, ooh, yeah

[Verse 3: AyYoPatrick]
Patrick comes up just to shut it all down
You're as wise as a Penny, what I mean is you're a clown
I'm the meanest, ask around
Have you seen this? Word of mouth
They thought it was a drought, but I'm the king, so where's my crown?

[Outro: AyYoPatrick]
That concludes our show, folks
Drive home safe
Stop by and get some candy on your way out