[Verse 1]
Call me King Kong, I got a fist in every orifice
Need a bitch to step on me like I'm playin' Origins
Eatin' too much, I gotta shit while recordin' this
I don't smoke weed, just spices, and it sorta hits?
Saving my virginity, won't catch me in a whore or bitch
I'mma stay chaste, last to Smash like Sora is
Pocket pussy’s got my penis redder than Korriban
His tip inside my mouth, suck the dick like I'm snorkelin'
He blowin' out my back, its gettin' cracked like some porcelain
Even gay sex is still heteronormative
I take a block or a video then dip like an Enderman
Say “Kwite stole that title”, likе no shit, of course he did
Yeah my drink purplе, not lean though, its G-Fuel
Bigots call me slurs, that there’s a nice ring too
I give advice, that fucks up your life like Bing do
Tried to eat a rock and now I got me a chipped tooth
Stacking up the mid rolls I'm forcin you to sit thru
I'm the last choice to post up with like BitChute
Sad cause the world’s gonna die, that’s a big mood
We don't have a future, that’s the reason that I sip booze
Instrumental sound like Lo-Fi beats to cram too
I be in your scalp, on your head like some shampoo
A few old friends more two faced than Ranboo
If you got a Picrew avatar I can't stand you
[Bridge]
Honestly, most of everything I've said is all bullshit
I'm begging, like literally on my knees all doe eyed
Please don't take this that serious
I mean I'm feelin' delirious
Can't control myself, got hit with the imperious
Don't touch your balls at least the first time your hearin' this
One of my twitch chatters killed a cat and then buried it

[Verse 2]
Bangin' on the same mattress that I keep my money in
A Mr. Krabs mogul, don't give my employees benefits
All my podcasts have ended like most marriages
I fuck dudes and get stoned, I'm out the Old Testament
Stackin' money on the top, like a Sega Genesis
I've been getting fucked up worse than eugenics is
I talk shit more than a 4chan degenerate
Hard to cancel me like a Planet Fitness membership
They think “my channel’s dead”, and I think that they're all pessimists
The career’s lasted longer than those fuck ass Confederates
Masked up, and big headed same as Darth Tenebrous
My dick funky lookin', shaped kinda like a pencil is
Lotta folks on TikTok, who kinnin with, Oedipus
I tweet a lotta dumb shit, just for the hell of it
‘Nuf good people ‘round me so I'm not afraid of severance
I'm first in line to end it all, call the hoodie Pestilence