I pooed in my bed
I pooed in my bed
I pooed in my bed
I pooed in my bed
Voices in my head
Want my poo red
But you know what I said yeah
I pooed in my bed

Yeah I pooed in my bed better poopin than dead
Nothin like a good poo to take off the edge
If you ferment your shit than your poo can turn into bread
Constipation put my motivation in the red
But I’m still coming thru like the poo out my ass cheeks
Did that shit like 3 times alone in the past week
If you have any questions about wiping technique
Dont feel like i’m too unapproachable to come ask me
There are no dumb questions, better off safe than sorry
You’d rather be prepared than shit your pants at a party
You should never take a chance if you think your just farting
From the toilet’s point of view my ass looks like a marquee
If you don’t have toilet paper it’s okay to use leaves
Just be very careful not to use poison ivy
If not, using in your bed sheets to wipe will do nicely
My diarrhea drippin from my butt like an IV
I pooed in my bed
I pooed in my bed
I pooed in my bed
I pooed in my bed
Voices in my head
Want my poo red
But you know what I said, yeah
I pooed in my bed