[Verse 1]
Bought a new Glock off a Etsy
Imma try and buy that private island off a Epstein
Gotta get my pecs big enough, I can breastfeed
Calves big as fuck, cause I'm driftin' on the ten speed
Whip sound like a Jetski, insides fleshy
Plenty cholesterol, but my heart’s still empty
Making money off of these kids like I'm Nestle
Smokin' on this wood got me higher than the rents be; Plan B

[Verse 2]
No one knows me right away, the hoodie’s lefty
You're an NPC and I don’t do quests-free
Ball sack lookin' like a 4-piece from Wendy’s
His dick crack my back likе an old-school desk seat
When hе’s done usin' me, I won't be left standing
Got tiny arms but my reach still expanding
Love bein' a sheep, only do shit if it's trendy
Life’s black and white film, my scene full of pen ink

[Verse 3]
My gums crawlin' back like my hairline
It's why I'm covered up during airtime, my face like bendy’s
Only care about myself I’m worse than Greg Heffley
I can suck my own dick, cause I was born leg breeched
I can waste your time like you're tryna make the deaf see
Imma legalize child labor, don’t elect me
Courtside at your demise, yeah, I got the best seat
Getting sodomized on my mind, it's interesting
Had a food baby then I flushed it I’m a deadbeat
Everything about me’s a character, a set piece
Shit’s a bigger lie then when they said we gettin' Debt relief
It's required: “play a gay guy at the Test read”
Dick so good that I died, imma rest in peace
Laundering my money buyin' robux, check please
[Bridge]
Scammin' programmers for some cash is my next thing
You better fuck with K-marts, or we ain’t goin' be friendly
Don’t shoot subliminals, I won't know you meant me
Address me directly, brain dead, head’s empty
But I'm in your head, no utilities its rent free
I make your thoughts race like they in the grand prix
Rabid freaks on my tweets ask “please send feet”
I think of the worst thing I can, then press “send tweet”

[Verse 4]
Out the working class, now I'm ballin' in the gentry
Ballin' in the big leagues how Tyler “Ninja” Blevins be (The fuck)
Beat my dick rare, cause I only fuck with red meat
Spittin' white shit when I'm done like the Weddell sea
I don’t ever come up out my cave like I'm Kenny beats
Make the pussy growl got it goin' “Rawr XD”
I post a little ass, everyone lookin' “respectfully”
My body got you stuck staring huh? it's baby sensory