[Hook]
Lando Commando, He’s As Cool As Coolio
Lando Commando, You Might Think He’s A Foolio
Lando Commando, He’s As Cool As Coolio
Lando Commando, Everybody Says He’s Dumb, But No!

[Verse 1]
Lando Commando Is Really Cool
Getting That Dough While Leaving School
Getting All The Girls Cause He Ain’t A Fool
Watching Some Shows Cause He Is So Cool
(Lando Commando)
Remember The Name, Playing The Banjo Who’s To Blame?
Riding A Rhino, Deciding To Borrow
A Crossbow With Some Ammo
On A Cargo

[Hook]
Lando Commando, He’s As Cool As Coolio
Lando Commando, You Might Think He’s A Foolio
Lando Commando, He’s As Cool As Coolio
Lando Commando, Everybody Says He’s Dumb, But No!

[Verse 2]
Now Let’s Get Back, To Landon Jesse
He Isn’t On The Track, But Instead He’s Drinking Pepsi
Landon Jesse, That Is His Name
He Can Not Die Like He’s In A Game
Landon Is Not Lame
He’s Good With A Gun, So He Can Aim
Playing In The Land Of Make Believe
He Was At The Beginning Like Adam And Eve
And That Is, Such A Relieve
Landon Is Like Keanu Reeves
Lando Commando Is Like Rambo
He’s Killing People With An Afro
He’s Whipping Them With A Lasso
His Throat Is Hurting Because Of A Nacho
He Never Said Once That Life Blows
Lando Commando Is Killing Crows
Now They Never Want To Show
When He Arrives, Everybody Goes