[Verse 1]
It’s me Laura
All safe and dry
Hiding away from those bad guys

[Verse 2]
Shivering and shaking
You want me to be quaking
You don’t scare me
You’re in for the taking

[Chorus]
Palmer is the name
I will win the game
Of putting dirt along your name
Until your days
Are all grey and faded away

[Verse 3]
I won’t tell anyone what you did to me
Unless you keep the fuck away from me
Or it’s
Bye bye dreams
And hello to jail time for you
Mister toughie

[Verse 4]
Think your hard because you’re 6 foot
Nah you got nothing on me
Because you got a tiny dick that can do nothing but give me a rash that is going to make me not cook?

[Chorus]
Palmer is the name
I will win the game
Of putting dirt along your name
Until your days
Are all grey and faded away
[Bridge]
Ya, I will win
You will lose
No where to run
Because I have got you

[Verse 5]
Come off as good don’t you
But you’re really not
Got those secrets that are like forget-me-nots
Just remember I know what you did last December
Don’t worry I won’t tell
Unless you don’t touch me again mister liar
You are just one of those guys that need to retire