[Verse 1]
Wet wanking on the Ryanair flight
Writing my lyrics under the cabin light
Listening to Lou Reed
And smoking my weed
Peter took away my magic mushrooms
But I bet he won’t be meeting me in the plane bathroom

[Chorus]
Wanking alone in St. Tropez
And dancing to Hendrix
Selling my pussy from 10-6
Wet wanking to get my pay
Wet wanking to get my pay

[Verse 2]
Blasting my Bowie
And handing out blowies
Living like it’s 1972
Because I can’t wet wank with you
I cannot believe Peter raided my room

[Pre-Chorus]
Wet wanking on the Ryanair flight
Writing my lyrics under the cabin light
Listening to Lou Reed
And smoking my weed
[Chorus]
Wanking alone in St. Tropes
And dancing to Hendrix
Selling my pussy from 10-6
Wеt wanking to get my pay
Wet wanking to get my pay

[Bridge]
Sеlling my pussy to men twice my age
And crying to Jimmy Page
Vintage prostitute
Like Jane Fonda in a klute
K-L-U-T-E
Like Jane Fonda in a klutey

[Chorus]
Wanking alone in St. Tropez
And dancing to Hendrix
Selling my pussy from 10-6
Wet wanking to get my pay
Oh wait, I am really fucking gay

[Verse 3]
Back in Paris, you’re getting high
But after you said bye
You left me to wank and die
You left me to wank and die
You left me to wank and die