[Chorus]
Big Lady
You’re everywhere
Big Lady
Everywhere I turn you’re there

[Verse 1]
I’ll put Heinz through your door
Leave baked beans on the hall floors
You tell me to go one way
But you’re being a hypocrite
Is it because you are six foot six?
I don’t care because you’re a big lady

[Chorus]
Big Lady
Everywhere I turn you’re there
Big Lady
You are everywhere
Big Lady
Everywhere I turn and you’re there

[Verse 2]
You are always rude when someone speaks to you
You are such a bitch
Just get out your fucking mood
You think you own the place
When you walk around with that pink suitcase
You confiscate phones as if it were a quest
But nah my love, you are not the best of the best
Yeah I saw you sitting on my fucking bench
[Bridge]
Yeah the big lady
She’s always ragey
She needs to get out of her mood
Before I knock out her front tooth

[Chorus]
Big Lady
You’re everywhere
Big Lady
Everywhere I turn you’re there