[Verse 1]
Blonde hair, blue eyes
You are a basic guy
You tried to be mine
But you weren’t very kind
You told me where you’re from
You were from Wales
God that’s so long away from me
I don’t really want to be with someone that far
Or, someone who shags sheeps on the farm

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t know what to sing here
So enjoy, random words from a queer
La, la, la
Laa, laa, la, laa
Here is the chorus it goes, a little hard

[Chorus]
Twink
You are a twink
Twink
You are a twink
Twink
You are a twink
Twink
You are a twink
[Verse 2]
You never showed me your face
You said you were a disgrace
I showed you mine
You said you never had the time
Now you are blocked
As you have a very small cock
I think you need to get in your head
That I have a boyfriend

[Pre-Chorus]
I still don’t know what to sing here
I’m just gonna snap my fingers, with the song
I’m not really doing it in beat
Just come sing-along with me

[Chorus]
Twink
You are a twink
Twink
You are a twink
Twink
You are a twink
Twink
You are a twink
[Bridge]
I saw that post with you with that girl
You were really close, but I know what the truth is
You know what I think
You are a fucking twink (Ha!)