[Verse 1]
You told me a joke last summer
And promised when we're older
My name would end with your last
I saw a picture of her
You both look happy, bummer
Her name even flows better
How'd you do that?

[Chorus]
I even picked a white dress
It'd be summer, august
And you'd be standing there
In all your glory
Now I'm just attending
What was my own damn wedding
I guess that's just the ending of our
Marriage story

[Verse 2]
Will you call and say it's not real?
That it was all for fun and no big deal
That you were practicing
For you and me

[Bridge]
She really made such a beautiful bride
I couldn't look like that even if I tried
And God I tried
[Chorus]
I even picked a white dress
It'd be summer, August
And you'd be standing there
In all your glory
Now I'm just attending
What was my own damn wedding
I guess that's just the ending of our
Marriage story

[Verse 3]
What an ending
To a story
That started with "once upon a time"
So
Are you happy
With her now that
I've been written as your punchline?

[Chorus]
I even picked a white dress
It'd be summer, August
And you'd be standing there
In all your glory

[Outro]
Now I'm just attending
What was my own damn wedding
I guess that's just the ending of our
Marriage story