[Verse 1]
We're in the throes of insurrection
With eyes opened wide
Now get up on your palest horse
And ride, hyah!
Play a battle hymn of the heartland
And serve the country well
What kind of fool or sumbitch am I?
Reply:

[Chorus]
Well, I'm no Slick Willie!
I'm no Slick Willie!
Well, I'm no Slick Willie!
I'm no Slick Willie!

[Verse 2]
The grass is green on the other side
Of this road, so I'm told
And Dystopia is warm
This time of the year, and it's clear
We'll take a path of least resistance
With the wind at our backs
And make known our presence while we're here
And they'll cheer:

[Chorus]
"Go, Slick Willie!"
"Go, Slick Willie!"
"Go, Slick Willie!"
"Go, Slick Willie!"

[Refrain]
Come on!

[Solo]

[Refrain]
Rah!

[Chorus]
Well, I'm no Slick Willie!
I'm no Slick Willie!
Well, I'm no Slick Willie!
I'm no Slick Willie!
[Bridge]
We're in the throes of insurrection
With eyes opened wide
Now get up on your palest horse
And ride
Play a battle hymn of the heartland
And serve the country well
What kind of fool or sumbitch am I?

That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar!

That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar!
[Outro]
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar
That's what you are:
Hands in the jar...