[Verse]
Your husband is repugnant, but I am too
So who can say you wouldn't have been my biggest fan? Who… can truly say?
I've seen stranger things
I like stranger things, therefore, I didn't like Stranger Things
The trite rewarded with hyperbole and exposure
The dialogue is groan-inducing; they tweet the platitudes
Remembering my Catholic school crush speaking of Beatitudes
What of the Earth is worth inheriting? I ask again…
… after the album in which, of myself, I made an ass again
This is me, still bellyaching
Fell asleep and was offered repeated coition by Niykee Heaton
Replied, "I ain't touchin' you."
'Cause admittedly, I don't think I'm ready for that jelly substitute
Do… anybody make real shit anymore?
That's a question with only wrong answers
I hear pizza boy. gives the song cancer
But them that said that brag 'bout what they head lack
So you should dead that; just my suggestion
If you hate me, let it be 'cause the message arrived damaged
... 'Cause, you know, that's my bad
Failed to soup up these letters with poignancy like Hi Dad
I mean you could be a goofy, but then again I could’ve failed to make you care and see some merit in her eyelash
'Cause, see, when Roxanne be around, I forget the police could pull up at the red light, then beat her down
I forget they put Triampathol up in my burger
I forget my hope is on an unsecured server
I be thinking like I want marriage after all
Like I don't hear the planet caterwaul when it spins
Like you don't want me swimming this pool full of bullshit
Like you ain't give that shooter the gun with a full clip
...
Yep, 'bout to have a large adult son
And a daughter who ain't never afraid to smoke one, even though her daddy don't; at the show just doing her
Ain't no media conglomerate lurking to ruin her really 'cause of what I be doing, not because of her at all
They don't care about no weed, they just wanna burn it all
They just wanna burn it all
You just wanna burn it all
No, I'm in the middle of my rant, you can't just turn it off, I-