All that 'schläger at the bar
Flakes of gold swim in my brain
Ate the worm the night before
And tonight I'll probably do it again

Shotgun Becks down at the shore
Got a friend at the liquor store
Deaner likes his red wine dry
So booze me up and get me high

Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease the mind and soothe the hurt

Me and George finish the Jack
After drinkin' down my last six pack
I'm not feelin' bad myself
Cause there's another bottle on the shelf

Cribber likes his Guinness in cans
And Andrew, he's a tequila man
But it don't take much to get me by
So booze me up and get me high

Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease my mind and soothe the hurt