Buddy, why's my brain so muddy?
Why do I feel like putty
When she walks into the room?
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
Baby, ain't it pretty lazy?
And ain't it crazy
When you think it's all smooth?
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy?
Why do I feel like putty
When she walks into the room?
Sonny, ain't it funny?
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
Touch my tooter, smoocher

Take it down for me
Bring it on
Touch my tooter, smoocher!
Ahhhhh!