Hangin' with the pigs at the Wawa
Showin' out that punk-ass bitch
Drummin' up the girl with the red skirt
Workin' on graveyard shift
Could've been a volunteer fireman
Who makes cinnabons over at the mall
But you're sittin' in the Wawa bathroom
Rubbin' Palmolive on your balls

You can go shit in your hat (Matt)
You lie so much you believe it
Why don't you do some more blow you homo
And stay up 'til five talkin' shit
You can go shit in your hat (Matt)
You lie so much you believe it
Why don't you do some more blow you homo
And stay up 'til five talkin' shit

Drinkin' pussy shots with the fat girls
Smokin' weed out back with the trash
Ridin' in your bucket to the shit hole
Hope you get crippled and crash
Your mama is a bull-dyke homo
And she fucked you up quick and jumped
And your dad's still happy with his new wife
Spends time with a loser like you (fuck)