I got executive, judicial, and legislative
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I got a same-sex species who have already mated
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I got a big, black beauty with an iron lung
Down Louisiana where the pony run (Puh-pony)
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool

I got a glass-eye contemplate my inner structure
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I got a Senate my job, ready, vote on my destruction
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
35 years, and I can get my son
To a position on the U.S. Department of Health
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool (No)
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool (No, no, no)

It's not cool, man, it's just not cool (No, no)
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool

It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I gotta phone it along, my phony macaroni
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I got a '57 Ford with the doo-wop holdin'
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I get the burger and fry, down at the drive-in show
I'm on my knee, packin', plannin' oh-ho no
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool (Nah, it's not cool)
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool (No)
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool