Take me out for a walk in the park
And I love you, yes I do
Take me out, near the fawn
Surprised to find, I'm holding on
Touch my dingle on the seventh day of the season, yes you do
Pass the bong, it's right there on the table, yes it is
See what I'm sayin'?
Pass the bong, it's sittin' there
At the table

My pal Andrew Weiss said "thanks for nothing", yes he did
There he was, said thanks for nothin'
And see the Boognish, he looks so young
Boognish stood at the heavy table screaming, yes he did
Screaming names, Boognish turned
At the heavy table, screamin' on
Chutney lips keep searching for your spaniel, yes he did
Sitting there, wasting time
Turgid form is mine

Young Chou Lin gave me head this morning, yes she did
She came right in, she gave me head
I didn't want it, though
Playboy bunny ate all the quesa, Brenda
In the world, and I still want more
Take me
I still want more, oh!