Where's little Mandee?
She gonna jump up and hide
I'd assumed she'd come right back
If I let her outside
And she's probably on the run
Rollin' 'round and havin' fun
But I can't not think
Shit, what have I done?

She's a whiskey frisky prick
And she smelled like shit
Caught a mole rollin' round
And made me look at it
She's a whiskey frisky prick
And she smelled like shit
Killed a mole rollin' round
And made me look at it

She's a pretty little kitty
With a bowl and a bell
She's a sweet little angel
But stink and she smells
She's a prissy little missy
She's small and petite
And she's chewing up my fingers
And scratching on my feet