Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh c'mon Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh please Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you treat me like that
I can't stand being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
I can't help it Calvin!
C'mon I'm fat!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh come on!
It's not so bad!
C'mon Calvin!
It's... ahhh… I'm just fat man!

Got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin, don't treat me like that!
I can't stand being fat!

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh come on!
It's not so bad!