Tonight is my special night. Nobody looks at me when I'm here. And nobody will hear my screams of delight, not tonight. Starting with a silly movie, I giggle at my pale, pink skin, glistening with excitement. I wish I could suck on my own toes, but I guess I'm just too big to reach. I have a little blanket I keep to cover my private. Touching is always pleasurable, so I touch it, and it ripples right through me. I'm excited now, and my body begins to turn from pink to purple. I'm on all fours, and it's hard to support my weight. I roll over on the floor and kitty runs away. I-I'm naked and chasing the kitty. It feels chilly, and the wet hair stands up on my arms. I sit back down, and feel the pleasure I have. It's round and soft, my body is sweaty, and my belly goes in and out. A little fart creeps from under the pillow, and I need to eat, then I need to clean myself. My wet, dirty, giggly surprise. The movie ends, so I start it again, and then I fall asleep

In your yellow hat
You're lookin' like a bag of fat
Can't you see?
You're bigger than a manatee
Liposuck
Cause you're bigger than a trailer truck
Just like that
You're lookin' like a bag of fat

For goodness sake!
Take it easy on the chocolate cake
When you eat like dat
You're lookin' like a bag of fat!
Bag of fat, you're lookin' like a bag of fat
Just like that, you're lookin' like a bag of fat!

(aaaaaaaaah) In your yellow hat
(aaaaaaaaah) You're lookin' like a bag of fat
(aaaaaaaaah) Can't you see?
(aaaaaaaaah) You're bigger than a manatee
(aaaaaaaaah) Liposuck
(aaaaaaaaah) Cause you're bigger than a trailer truck
(aaaaaaaaah) Just like that
(aaaaaaaaah) You're lookin' like a bag of fat