[Announcer]
They're small!

[Black Speaker/Chris Rock]
Small? I'm 7 and a half inches of heaven! Mother-

[Announcer]
They're loud!

[Pink Speaker/?]
Uh, yeah, we speakers, we supposed to be loud, dummy!

[Announcer]
And they love talkin' trash!

[White Speaker/Eminem]
A plug-in speaker? **** is done, yo, can I borrow your ****ing pager and your acid wash jeans?

[Black Speaker/Chris Rock]
Can I borrow your eight-fold jacket?

[Announcer]
A lot of trash

[Pink Speaker/?]
No filter? No kidding, that is not a good picture, you boo-boo
[Announcer]
Beats by Dre presents the Pill

[Chris Rock, Eminem]
Small
Loud
Bluetooth
Wireless

[Announcer]
They're coming