Only When I’m Drunk (Radio Edit)
[Intro]
Yo, what's up, man? Get up, man
Get up, you're buggin', man
Get up, you gotta do your verse
[Verse 1: J-Ro]
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a **** to bone when I'm alone
Oh, ****, tore back, I need to take a ****
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
Sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn the beat off (Nah, keep it goin')
(J-Ro can you make it?) I'm just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talking more ****
And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get
Out, 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin' to rationalize, cover your eyes
Ah, d— damn, I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no, better yet, a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk, I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
Yeah, I'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky-fresh
I make hip-hop fans say, "Yes, yes"
The Liks comin' through, you know we gonna blow up
Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta—
Damn, false alarm
I'm gettin' all the ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I'm dr— drunk
[Chorus]
Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (Yeah, let me pass the forty)
Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (To my **** Tash)
[Verse 2: Tash]
It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap **** with drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out, two out (Flips), type of rapper
That'll get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sip a Colt forty-fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy Dee Winkle
'Cause I move like I'm smooth, like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them **** that jumped my homie Dante
All up in this **** with the gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of ****
Got damn I gotta ****, pass the mic to E-Swift
[Verse 3: E-Swift]
Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin', must be the brew that I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin
'Cause when I'm layin' on my back, I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin' like I could 'url any second
Wanna get up, but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the *** was I tryin' to prove?
I got a rep for downin' four-Os
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
**** call me dad, I keep a fifth in the trunk
Might **** an ugly **** but only when I'm drunk
[Chorus]
Yeah, only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk
[Interlude: J-Ro]
Aight, think I'm feelin' a little better
Ready to bust this, like this
And ya don't miss, check it out
[Verse 4: J-Ro]
I get drunk and start thinkin' 'bout my friends
That passed on, with every forty ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suave D
The three MCs will always live in my memories
We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
And drink forty-Os and wear the same clothes
Damn, I wish we could go through it again
But I know one day we gonna do it again
And when that day comes, it's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry, so I don't drink and drive
The Alkaholiks, we gets funky when we drinkin'
Just a lil' somethin', to pump up the thinkin'
[Chorus]
Only when we drunk, only when we drunk
Only when we drunk, only when we drunk
[Outro: J-Ro]
Beer run (Only when we drunk), ante up
Haha, put the money in the hat
Yo, what's up, man? Get up, man
Get up, you're buggin', man
Get up, you gotta do your verse
[Verse 1: J-Ro]
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a **** to bone when I'm alone
Oh, ****, tore back, I need to take a ****
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
Sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn the beat off (Nah, keep it goin')
(J-Ro can you make it?) I'm just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talking more ****
And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get
Out, 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin' to rationalize, cover your eyes
Ah, d— damn, I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no, better yet, a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk, I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
Yeah, I'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky-fresh
I make hip-hop fans say, "Yes, yes"
The Liks comin' through, you know we gonna blow up
Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta—
Damn, false alarm
I'm gettin' all the ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I'm dr— drunk
[Chorus]
Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (Yeah, let me pass the forty)
Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (To my **** Tash)
[Verse 2: Tash]
It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap **** with drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out, two out (Flips), type of rapper
That'll get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sip a Colt forty-fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy Dee Winkle
'Cause I move like I'm smooth, like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them **** that jumped my homie Dante
All up in this **** with the gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of ****
Got damn I gotta ****, pass the mic to E-Swift
[Verse 3: E-Swift]
Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin', must be the brew that I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin
'Cause when I'm layin' on my back, I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin' like I could 'url any second
Wanna get up, but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the *** was I tryin' to prove?
I got a rep for downin' four-Os
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
**** call me dad, I keep a fifth in the trunk
Might **** an ugly **** but only when I'm drunk
[Chorus]
Yeah, only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk
[Interlude: J-Ro]
Aight, think I'm feelin' a little better
Ready to bust this, like this
And ya don't miss, check it out
[Verse 4: J-Ro]
I get drunk and start thinkin' 'bout my friends
That passed on, with every forty ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suave D
The three MCs will always live in my memories
We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
And drink forty-Os and wear the same clothes
Damn, I wish we could go through it again
But I know one day we gonna do it again
And when that day comes, it's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry, so I don't drink and drive
The Alkaholiks, we gets funky when we drinkin'
Just a lil' somethin', to pump up the thinkin'
[Chorus]
Only when we drunk, only when we drunk
Only when we drunk, only when we drunk
[Outro: J-Ro]
Beer run (Only when we drunk), ante up
Haha, put the money in the hat