[Verse 1]
Now there comes a time
In every man's life
Where decisions have to be made
Whether to toil, to labor
Or just plain piss
Your days away, away, away!

[Chorus]
Got a funny feeling that my times are caught in a jar
Madness and insanity have arrived
Note to Christ and everyone else, my times are caught in a jar
Satan's grin is baring down on me

[Verse 2]
Up in the morn', here comes the day
God knows I hate it this way
When I'm in the casket life
Fighting the wife, neglecting the kids
Spending time on ridiculous bids
The four walls are closing in

[Chorus (4X)]

[Outro]
Still got a funny feeling that my times are caught in a jar
Madness and insanity have arrived