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Call me steve cuz i go through that portal when i hear my bitch home alone
I get blown
I groan cuz she so good
Then we fuck and she moan
I own a phone
It was thrown away
My dick as hard as a stone it was left alone
Im gonna cry steve helpin' me not to die
Im not gonna say bye to a bitch that bi
Im shy i have never tasted pie
Only done pie
Hi i said to that guy
Aye aye captain
Aye aye captain
Cap cap you be cappin'
Everyday im fappin'
And i be rappin'
I be tappin' you're mom
She calm she calm
Uncle tom made me touch his dick
Hes from vietnam
He owns an atomic bomb
I lost my hardcore world but steve helpin' me
We've been together for a long time now
Hes gay Wow
Hes killin' a cow
He went over to me
Somehow he didn't turn albino
Im cummin' so its snowin'
It has been slowin' down
Im dumb so im not knowin'
We gotta get goin'
There is a bitch commin' after us
We take the bus and go through the portal
Im mortal steve is immortal
I got a check because im disabled
My dick id gettin' enabled
Im not in a label
Im going bathing in a pool table
My dick is purchasable
Eating ass on a table
Im doing obscenity
It has become my identity
Im good at chemistry
Call me emily because im cringe
My dick is impressively big
My bars are offensively hard
Technically im a guy
But i identify as a rapper
(that was cringe)
I know i know
Im kinda a celebrity
Im exclusively white
I unexpectedly got a call from yo girl
Theoretically she thicc