[Intro]
I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing, id' better call saul
I was out partyin' mindin my own business
You are under arrest
Id' better call saul
Hi im saul goodman, did you know that you have rights?
Constitution says you do and so do i
I believe until proven guilty every man, woman and child is innocent

[Chorus]
I get butterflies when I see that dick. I wanna suck it like I’m in the goth boy clique. better call saul like im in the mall fucking a hoe in the bathroom stall cops arrive and i get arrested then i get tested for the blue

[Verse 1]
It’s kinda small but it’s okay (it’s okay)
I fuck a bitch (but shе gay, ay)
Suck on his Dickie then I take out thе glissy
He be nutting and fucking and busting
Fuck these hoes I don’t care about they toes
Who knows who they are they just appeared I feared they they would sue me and my fear came true (to me)
I called Saul he said “don’t fall while you come over here”
I payed him 20 bands to help me and it worked now we friends he even twerked
Bitches they get super mad that I said “I fucked your dad”
She called him and asked if it was true lad her dad said “yes it’s true” she shot me and I sued
But I lost (cause she a girl haha… don’t cancel me)

[Chorus]
I get butterflies when I see that dick. I wanna suck it like I’m in the goth boy clique. better call saul like im in the mall fucking a hoe in the bathroom stall cops arrive and i get arrested then i get tested for the blue
[Verse 2]
Its true yo mama fat ass fuck
I suck his dick then he nut
Mom comes home and we close the door shut
We be fucking the pizza from pizza hut (HUT)
I fuck him so hard it goes in his gut
(what?)
Fuckin' a hoe and she cummin' alot
(yea yea)
We fuckin' so much the room get hot
(hot hot hot)
Eating ice cream like the pussy, only a spoon full
(spoon full)
We are miners we go for coal
We are minors we get kidnapped
(The goofy ahh KFC kidnapping of 2022)
She a freak call her nicki
That dude's dicky small

[Outro]
Ay bitch you im goofy ahh (yung spinach)