[Intro: ptrso & Eye Eight]
Hi! (Hi, do you have a reservation?)
Yes, I do (Alright, what name is it under?)
It should be under "Revenge" (Hahaha)

[Verse]
I'm lovely, thank you for asking, honey
I'm as happy as the sun is shiny
I'm not sad if the sky is blue
And, oops, forgot to ask, how are you?
You're feeling shitty? Well, boohoo
No, I'm not giving you that energy
'Cause it was never fed to me (Why?)

[Chorus]
I had to one-up him
He was right there, in the way, so what if I shoved him?
Go to the principal's office now? Or what?

[Post-Chorus]
Or what? Or-or-or what? What?
Or what?

[Bridge]
I had to one-up him 'cause he was looking at me, dude
My nails are painted a pretty shade of "Fuck you"
Ah, you haven't a clue
[Chorus]
I had to one-up him
He was right there, in the way, so what if I shoved him?
Go to the principal's office now? Or what?

[Post-Chorus]
Or what? Or-or-or what? What?
Or what?