[Chorus: ptrso]
Call me Mia Goth the way I'm shinin' like a pearl
If you think I'd ever text an ex, you'd be a fucking squirrel
We'll watch this shit unfurl, then we pull up to Olive Garden
And it'll be fine if you pull up in your car then

[Verse: filtered]
Something something something, January flew by in a minute
It's something something sum', hope you've been here since beginnin'
(f-f-f-filtered on the beat) That's my secret weapon
It's your, it's your birthday, bitch, let's get you a present

[Chorus: ptrso]
Call me Mia Goth the way I'm shinin' like a pearl
If you think I'd ever text an ex, you'd be a fucking squirrel
We'll watch this shit unfurl, then we pull up to Olive Garden
And it'll be fine if you pull up in your car then

[Bridge: ptrso]
I'm fresh-faced, bitch, I'm a breadstick
No breadbowl, fuck your salad shit
Fuck your salad shit

[Outro: ptrso & filtered]
Great, he's not here (No, I'm a star)
Guess I'll just eat by myself (Please, I'm a star)
He'll regret it though (Bitch, Emma Stone, haha)