[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 1]
Thursday night, we had a big fight
Friday morning, we thought we'd be banned without warning
I remember when we bonded over waiting for the weekend
But that was back before we weren't friends
Enemies
You act like you're ten to me (Ten)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've donе makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for rеal, is iffy

[Verse 2]
Chug my sparkling water
Hoping it'll get me farther
Tell everybody about the news
Make sure not to wander
I wonder if you have the blues
'Cause you have no friends, nothin' to do
Or, nothin' to lose
Your end was nigh
Now, it's nine-oh-nine (Nine)
[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 3]
Reflection, all we did together
I thought we'd be friends forever
Put you in my bio
Just for you to do a thing, so, say "Goodbye," oh
Bye-bye, bro
Oh, oh, oh
You decided your fate
Now, I wanna go to bed at eight (Eight)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 4]
Nothing came to mind, so I said "Iffy"
You dappered up, wanted to look spiffy
I'm still climbing this cliff, please
I ate my breakfast like Tiffany
Was asleep at eleven
Now, it's ten-oh-seven (Seven)
[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 5]
Counting down, like astronauts
Waiting for my blast-off
'Cause all this stuff
It's quite a lot
But, I need the thought
It's the thought that counts
But that's not counting
Everything that I've done
You treated me like someone
And then, you broke me like sticks
Like twigs, can't think of a big number, so I'll say
Six (Six)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy
[Verse 6]
My friends upvote my annotations, you did, too
But I never ever thought of you
Until now, it's clear
You were gonna disappear
Anyway, it's the way of life
We canceled you with a metaphorical knife
And now, I've never felt more alive
A weight off my chest? More like five (Five)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 7]
Couldn't sleep last night, 'cause I was too scared
You have your connections, pretty much not fair
Hell, we even video-called
When friendship was all
We thought about, and now
I'm in my feelings, in Wisconsin, like a cow
And you wish I thought about you more
And I need friends, more than four (Four)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 8]
Don't want them to be like you, like fake
When all your friends are fake, and them you make
I can personally relate
'Cause, I'm addicted to The Sims
And all I think about is him
By him, I mean my favorite sim
How was I supposed to be
A friend when you treated him like a baby
Like he was three (Three)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 9]
When your name rhymes with cans
This whole predicament reminds me of quicksand
You rule this website, like it's your land
And you're not a chick, you're a man
Okay
I was a fan, and now I'm not
But only after this, I thought
That you would be my friend too
But now it's two (Two)

[Chorus]
Man, this situation has been tricky
You're telling lies, trying to trick me
All you've done makes you look sickly
All you've done, this shit, for real, is iffy

[Verse 10]
Well, now we're here
With unfinished business
You're all my fears
I really didn't predict this
And we were not meant to be
And that, I didn't see
Well, now we're done
And, now I'm counting down to one (One)