[Intro: King Ian Moore]
Kiwi! Kiwi!
Aw mate, Kiwi?
Come to me, Kiwi, I will fuckin' beat you to a pulp, yeah?
I'll show you, you don't fuck with me

[Chorus: King Ian Moore]
You're here and nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on (Kiwi)
You're here and nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on (Kiwi)

[Verse 1: MTSG, King Ian Moore]
Tryna see myself in the mirror, but the water's green like Kiwi
[?] time, watching the rugby, and supporting the Kiwi
Gonna roll that ball in bowls, small and round like Kiwi
And I don't wanna have that Vitamin C, so I won't have Kiwi

[Bridge: MTSG]
King Ian, you're bad at banter, and you got no legs
King Ian, you're fat like Santa, and you broke your bed
Good bars, good rhymes, I'm flowing with this beat
Hey King, hey Ian? You're clinically obese

[Chorus: King Ian Moore]
You're here and nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on (Kiwi)
You're here and nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on (Kiwi)

[Verse 2: MTSG]
King Ian sunk the Titanic
Big chubby died, and it's tragic
King Ian Moore's got poor form; when he falls over, he's had it
When the takeaway's five minutes late, King Ian starts to get panic
When the takeaway's five minutes late, King Ian starts to get panic

[Bridge: King Ian Moore]
Yes, the song's are coming on
Just, chill out Brian, chill out
This is a song that I wanna sing; you don't like it? Tough
(Alexa?)
[Chorus: King Ian Moore]
You're here and nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on (Kiwi)
You're here and nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on (Kiwi)