[Intro]
MTSG had a gun, E-I-E-I-O
And with that gun, he blicked the opps, E-I-E-I-O
The Americans; blicked
Donald Trump got blicked
Squirrel; blicked, pheasant; blicked
All the other opps blicked
MTSG had a gun, E-I-E-I-O

[Chorus]
You ain't never had beef with the redcoats (No)
Two shot; die twice, like a dead ghost
Right hook; nose blocked, like a red nose
Queen Lizzy fire back, yeah, she meant those
You ain't never had beef with the redcoats (No)
Never had no teeth, like a redcoat (Oh no)
Never no had tea, like a redcoat (Nah)
Prince Phillip, in the back; he a dead bloke
(Kill confirmed)

[Verse]
Sorry, Prince Phillip
I'll cook anything you want in about ten minutes
Have a bit of black pudding, fry it up in a skillet
Then I'll slice through an opp, like a good beef filet (Delicious)
See a pheasant on my field, I'll kill it (Oh yes)
Knock an opp to the ground, like a wicket (Get down)
Play tennis, play bowls, play cricket
Money so long, last month; six digits (Yes)

[Bridge]
I'm on the rise, like dough (Dough)
When the opps see me, they all freeze like snow (Snow)
When the Queen hears me, says she liked my flow (Yes)
Steal a couple milli and then claim it was a loan
Eat a roast dinner, you know how it goes (Goes)
Make six figures, that's a little low (Low?)
Make a bit bigger, say it was a loan
Time for the chorus, you know how it goes

[Chorus]
You ain't never had beef with the redcoats (No)
Two shot; die twice, like a dead ghost
Right hook; nose blocked, like a red nose
Queen Lizzy fire back, yeah, she meant those (No)
You ain't never had beef with the redcoats (No)
Never had no teeth, like a redcoat (Oh no)
Never no had tea, like a redcoat (Nah)
Prince Phillip, in the back; he a dead bloke
(Kill confirmed)