[Verse 1]
Y'all don't know me
I'm the real fuckin' deal
Everything that I say
Yeah, that shit is real
Last week, I went to Costco
And punched an Asian
Then, I went back home
And did tax evasion

[Verse 2]
When I was in school
I stole candy from a baby
Then, I shat on a girl
I think her name was Katie
I pull plugs at hospitals
'Cause I think it's funny
Then, I beat up an old man
'Cause his nose was runny

[Verse 3]
I shot and killed my homie
'Cause he had some nice shoes
I buried his body
Back at 7th Avenue
[Outro]
I'm evil, I'm a murderer, I fucked your mom too
Then I went back home
And drunk some Mountain Dew, bitch!