[Verse 1: Dylan Schaefer]
Basketball
Orange, round
Bouncing, shooting, dribbling
Sport, bouncy, round, white
Pitching, throwing, hitting
Red, ballpark, ball
Baseball

[Verse 2: Dylan Schaefer]
There once was a Mega Charizard
Who wanted to make diamonds shards
He likes LEGO packs
He likes candy sacks
He will never stop making shards

[Verse 3: Dylan Schaefer]
Basketball
A fun sport, I like to shoot hoops
Basketballs are orange, black, and round
I can make 1 pointers, 2 pointers, and 3 pointers
Basketball

[Verse 4: Dylan Schaefer]
Batfish
Batfish have red lips
They walk on the sea floor
Batfish are awesome
[Verse 5: Dylan Schaefer]
Dylan and D.P. love to shoot hoops
But, Adrianno likes chicken coops

[Verse 6: Dylan Schaefer]
Dylan
Who is funny, smart, strong
Sibling of B.M., C.G
Lover of Pokemon, basketball, wrеstling
Who fears the dark, heights
Who needs Xbox 360, stuffеd animals, WWE blanket
Who feels nervous, happy
Who would like to see Jacksepticeye, Eminem, Ireland
Resident of Boyertown, PA
Schaefer

[Verse 7: Queezy_the_Gangster]
What the fuck was I thinking when I decided to post this
I wrote these in third grade I don't wanna quote shit
But I gotta fix this shit because I was a little bitch
Being scared of the dark now I'm threatened by the blick
Wrestling was everything when I was little, now it's the stick
The one being pointed at me by a wanna-be Crip
Wrote this at 8 years old, DJ DDawg, throat is ripped
By my words, now you're dead, bitch you were a prick
You thought you were cool till you were called a snitch
Had to change your ways since you thought you were this kid
But you weren't and you never were now I gotta educate ya
If Warren G was here Nate Dogg was alive I'd have em regulate ya
You used to be a country boy loving fishing all the time
Now you're a rapper who's admitted to crimes
In the songs you've written 6 years later
4 years after writing these you ate some gator
You never thought you'd try that did you lil' man
You thought you were the shit, bitch you couldn't say damn
Not knowing how far I'll take it out of respect for your mom, Sam
You were raised to like the Eagles but your "brother" likes the Rams
[Outro: Queezy_the_Gangster]
I don't know where else to take this
I just dissed a 3rd grade version of myself
Never thought I'd say that
Sweet