Who can turn the stove on with her smile?
Who can take a bubble bath
And suddenly fill it with crocodiles

'Cause it's you, Dot
And you should know it
Put nitro on a bridge
Go ahead and blow it

Mud is all around, I guess it's spring
Name another crooner, other than Bing

Don't throw your hat up in the air
'Cause what might land is a Frigidaire

Dot!