[Chorus]
We're a sorry bunch
The odds of it are such a drag my darling

[Verse 1]
I could have lost a hand
You should look where you are going guy
I could have lost my life
But I would lose a hundred fights

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Just as long as you were on my side
Just as long as you were on my side
Just as long as you were on my side
Just as long as you were on my side

[Chorus]
We're a sorry bunch
The odds of it are such a bummer darling

[Verse 2]
So you were lost in thought
It won't help now to say you're sorry
Cause they could've knocked us off
But I would skip a hundred parties
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Just as long as you were invited
Just as long as nobody knew
Just as long as you were invited
Just as long as nobody knew that we were high

[Bridge]
Here's to alcohol
Here's to all of y'all
Here's to all of the things that we take when we want to think like no-one's listening

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Just as long as you were on my side
Just as long as you were on my side
Just as long as you were on my side
Just as long as you are on my...