Twiztid
Hydro (Original)
[Verse 1: Monoxide]
Now all these people wanna smoke some weed with Twiztid
And see if we really smoke all that's listed
From bubblegum to super skunk one to five
Even smoked a little bit of some shit they call the beehive
I been to Europe and made Amsterdam cry
'Cause me and Madrox straight smoked them hoes dry
I'm like fuck Cheech, he don't even hit the bong
And I did thirty days for drinkin' cleanall with Tommy Chong
I shot a movie wit the guy from Half Baked
He didn't smoke but he was funny so I guess hе's only half fake
So rake the seeds out your weed I'm not smokin'
That shit you'rе 'bout to roll up to me don't even look potent
And I ain't chokin' off these stems and seeds
And why does everybody say they smoke more weed than me?
It's not a race, it ain't no contest, winner roll the weed up
Think about that and keep a treat up

[Chorus]
From the cough of the green ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make a motherfucker's lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car, can't breathe
Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me
To my dogs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air
Bumpin' this like we don't care (Come and smoke with me)
Dirty piss, violated again
I'm in the system and I just can't win (Come and smoke with me)
[Verse 2: Madrox, Monoxide]
All real smokers break buds to this
And all you part-time pot tokers, take a listen
Man, you're smokin' lawn clippings, why you bullshittin'?
Roll your whole house to five joints and burn it all in one sittin'
I'm hardly buzzin', I think you got the shaft
Cousin told you it was icky sticky but I guess it really wasn't
They just sold you a headache inside a bag
And from where I'm from, we call it bammer booty shwag
It might seem like we don't smoke no weed just because you're standin' there
But everybody's blazin' up as soon as you disappear
You can smell the fuckin' weed when it's lit
And that's as close as you can get when I be smokin' my shit
'Cause you're a freeloadin' weed smoker, everybody knows one
You can bet a million dollars he ain't got none
I gotta smoke a lot of weed to get high
And I don't need your freeloadin' lips, so say goodbye

[Chorus]
From the cough of the green ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make a motherfucker's lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car, can't breathe
Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me
To my dogs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air
Bumpin' this like we don't care (Come and smoke with me)
Dirty piss, violated again
I'm in the system and I just can't win (Come and smoke with me)
[Verse 3: Madrox]
One puff and it blows your head off, second puff you're set off
The third toke and shit on your chest your wanna let off
Pass the joint, past the point of bein to' down
I'm so high that my heartbeat's startin' to slow down
Fingernails are roach clips for gourmet smokin'
Smashed up glass pieces slash my whole face open
I'm zonin' and I don't feel a thing
I probably won't recall a single thing that's happening
My medicine is sold by the dope man (Quarters and halves)
And big boys and QP's that come wit fat price tags
(How much are your spendin?) Whatever it takes
To get rid of all these headaches and shakes, make no mistakes
I come wit green for the green, an even exchange
No money for no bag of brown backyard boogie
I get so high that you would have to rip me out of the sky
For the feeling that the real green provides

[Chorus]
From the cough of the green ass weed with no seeds
To the boogie that'll make a motherfucker's lungs bleed
Smoke down in the car, can't breathe
Everybody wanna smoke with me, smoke with me
To my dogs with the pre-rolled blunts in the air
Bumpin' this like we don't care (Come and smoke with me)
Dirty piss, violated again
I'm in the system and I just can't win (Come and smoke with me)
[Outro]
Not a day goes where I'm tokin'
To the point where I can't take it
So where's your five at? I gotta see somethin'
And if you [?], then you ain't smokin' nothin'
Not a day goes where I'm tokin'
To the point where I can't take it
So where's your five at? I gotta see somethin'
And if you [?], then you ain't smokin' nothin'