Insane Clown Posse
Intro (The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
(Door opening)
(Old fashioned music playing)

[Shopkeeper]
Hello there, sir

[Protagonist]
Boy, I'll, I'll tell ya, I lived around here all my life I never once noticed this place, you need a sign out there or some'n buddy, probly bring some business to the joint

[Shopkeeper]
Yes, how may I help you today?

[Protagonist]
I'm lookin' for some kind of a...some kind of clock or some'n, some'n for the old man. He collects old shit like this and I figured...I figured I'd get him some'n before he dies and rots on me, ya know?

[Shopkeeper]
Aah, well perhaps you could use a gift yourself?

[Protagonist]
Well, I'm not much for old shit like this myself

[Shopkeeper]
But, I insist! I have something just right for you. This will help you find more than you're looking for!

[Protagonist]
A candle, huh? Yeah, well, maybe I'm in the wrong place
[Shopkeeper]
Consider it a gift from your neighbor

[Protagonist]
But, I... I got electricity in my house

[Shopkeeper]
No, this is no ordinary candle, my boy. Come closer, and witness the light that this magical candle will shed upon your life!

[Protagonist]
Listen, uh... I really gotta get goin'...

[Shopkeeper]
Witness my friend, witness the light of...The Amazing...(strikes match) Jeckel Brothers!

(Bang)