"Hurry up, the shows startin'!
I can't believe they're still havin' it
I better get my butt in there right now!"
"Hurry up, the shows startin'!
I can't believe they're still havin' it
I better get my butt in there right now!"

Look into the stars, foretold everyone
Something dark and wicked this way comes
We told of oddities, crawling from the dark
And a carnival which we can all belong
I dwell upon the streets, and I can tell you this
I see some circus, Juggalo shit going on
People drawn together, by rare and scrubby music
And we even gather once a year to PUT IT DOWN!

With tilt-a-whirls and merry goes', and carnivals of Faygo
We're just trying to tell you abot the light, right
Now all the Joker's Cards have fallen with spectacular array
So when the Wraith is calling, walk into the light, right

"Hurry up, the shows startin'!
I can't believe they're still havin' it
I better get my butt in there right now!"
"Hurry up, the shows startin'!
I can't believe they're still havin' it
I better get my butt in there right now!"
I hold a bloody axe, dress in hatchet red
We speak languages people don't understand
I send Faygo's via punted clear across a stadium
In fashion only fuckin' Juggalos could ever demand
I got ninjas in my backyard wearing Anybody Killa paint
I'm thinkin' "What the fuck is going on?"
Then I see the platinum on the wall, and I realize
The Carnival's been right here all along, so lets bring it on

With tilt-a-whirls and merry goes', and carnivals of Faygo
We're just trying to tell you abot the light, right
Now all the Joker's Cards have fallen with spectacular array
So when the Wraith is calling, walk into the light, right

"Hurry up, the shows startin'!
I can't believe they're still havin' it
I better get my butt in there right now!"
"Hurry up, the shows startin'!
I can't believe they're still havin' it
I better get my butt in there right now!"