[Verse]
If I was Rod Wave, I will surf the world
If I get hungry on the moon, I will eat cheese curls
I was Drake and needed cake, I would use the Glock
If I'm Young Thug, I'm tired of Gunna taking my spot

If I'm Iced Tea, I'll make lemonade
If I was PARTYNEXTDOOR, I'll throw paraddes
Sometimes I wonder and I stare out into space
How fast Kachanarock had a baby just to trap Blueface
If I was Usher, I would like to dance in the rain
And while Megan Thee Stallion keep on lying up on Tory Lanez

[Chorus]
If Spotify made me a pop star
If it made me a pop star
I don't wanna see a cop car
I don't wanna see a cop car

If Spotify made me a pop star
If it made me a pop star
I don't wanna see a cop car
I don't wanna see a cop car