Dorothy Parker
Surprise
My heart went fluttering with fear
Lest you should go, and leave me here
To beat my breast and rock my head
And stretch me sleepless on my bed
Ah, clear they see and true they say
That one shall weep, and one shall stray
For such is Love's unvarying law
I never thought, I never saw
That I should be the first to go
How pleasant that it happened so!