[Verse 1: Laura Jane Grace, (Laura Jane Grace and Miley Cyrus)]
Here comes Dick
He's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane
You know she's sporting a chain
Same hair (revolution)
Same build (evolution)
(Tomorrow who's going to fuss)

[Chorus: Joan Jett, Miley Cyrus, Laura Jane Grace]
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know
Love each other so
Androgynous

[Verse 2: Joan Jett, (Joan Jett and Miley Cyrus)]
Well don't get him (wrong)
And don't get him (mad)
He might be a father
(But he sure ain't a dad)
She don't need
(Advice that they send to her)
She's happy with the way she (looks)
(She's happy with her gender)
[Chorus: Joan Jett, Miley Cyrus, Laura Jane Grace]
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know
Love each other so
Androgynous

[Bridge: Joan Jett, Miley Cyrus, Laura Jane Grace]
Hey, a mirror image, see no damage
See no evil at all
A cupie dolls and urine stalls
Will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now
Uh huh

[Verse 3: Joan Jett, (Joan Jett, Miley Cyrus, Laura Jane Grace)]
Now something meets (boy)
(And something meets girl)
(They both are the same)
(They're overjoyed in this world)
(Same hair revolution, unisex, evolution)
(Tomorrow who's gonna fuss)

[Verse 4: Joan Jett, Miley Cyrus, Laura Jane Grace]
And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants
Tomorrow Jane's wearing a dress
Future outcasts and a they don't last
And a today the people dress the way
That they please
The way they tried to do in the last century
[Chorus: Joan Jett, Miley Cyrus, Laura Jane Grace]
And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know
Love each other so
Androgynous

[Outro: Miley Cyrus, (Joan Jett), ((All))]
Androgynous
(Hey, don't you get it?)
((Androgynous))
Androgynous