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She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on stride
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
Everythime you see me, you're always out of champagne
Treat me like a bum, cause I don't wear a tie
And you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smoking"
Don't treat me special or kiss my ass
Treat me like they treat 'em way up in first class

*fuckup* engineer, and maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you, my dear
At the reunion, flight attendant, my oh my
And you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky