[Verse 1]

In a land made of strings
Where the hills are balls of twine
And the doctor knits the sun
Down in a baseball diamond mine

[Verse 2]

And the mozzarella sweaters
Gets sewn to the tits
Where the lump behind the sheet
Is where the tumor took a shit

[Chorus]

And I'll be getting head
Under the rainbow
And I'll be getting head
Under the rainbow
And I'll be getting head
Under the rainbow

[Verse 3]

Well we came upon a cracker
And we all came on this cracker
And the last one had to eat it
And she did

[Verse 4]

But she threw it up like a whooer
So the sunshine stabbed right through her
Like a whooer on a skewer
In the wind

[Chorus]

[Verse 5]

Now the king was reading comics
When he stepped into some vomit
And he screamed like forty wolves
Being burned alive

[Verse 6]

And I rode my dolpin Adam
And he fed my dolphin stars
He fed my dolphin stars
Like you'd put gasoline in cars

[Chorus]

Papa was smart
But mama said I wasn't
Now I've got a million dollars
But who doesn't?

[Outro]

Gonna go to the graveyard
To get some beggin' done
Gonna dig up megan
And cut out my son